ANOMALY OPS
I find what's broken.
I build what fixes it.
Not a consultant who writes reports nobody reads.
Not a developer who disappears into code.
Not a designer who makes things look nice but stay broken.
I'm the one who sits with your frustrated users.
Who digs into your messy systems at 11pm because it bothers me.
Who won't stop until the thing actually works.
What Makes This Unusual
Creative enough to design what 15-year developers can't figure out.
Analytical enough to find the flaw in a 50-step process.
Most people are one or the other.
I am both.
Most Business Analysts:
- →Don't understand technology deeply
- →Don't know GDPR and compliance
- →Can't orchestrate AI agents
- →Can't design complete systems
Most Developers:
- →Don't understand business processes
- →Don't write requirements
- →Don't know legal compliance
- →Can't advise senior management
I do all of it.
Design the workflow. Write the requirements.
Build the prototype with AI. Ship it.
Handle the compliance. Support the users.
End to end. No handoffs lost. No blame game.
I WAS MISLABELED
For years I didn't fit.
Not technical enough to be a developer.
Not senior enough to be management.
Not specialized enough to be "the compliance guy."
I was paid £18/hour to do work worth £60/hour.
Not because I wasn't delivering -
but because what I do doesn't fit in a box.
Then I realized:
I'm not lost. I was just mislabeled.
I'm the person who designs the solutions that developers build.
Without me, there is nothing to build.
I am the architect.
What this looks like in practice
£200K+ SAVINGS
A support team was drowning.
1,500 drivers calling. Tickets everywhere. Chaos.
I sat with them. Listened. Mapped every broken handoff.
Redesigned the entire flow.
Now they go home on time. Same team. 3x the volume.
67% RISK REDUCTION
207 self-employed drivers.
Every single one an IR35 risk. No process. No documentation.
I built a system from scratch.
Status tracking. Evidence capture. Compliance workflows.
67% of risk eliminated. Zero HMRC inquiries.
100% COMPLIANCE
A user needed their data.
GDPR request. 30-day deadline. Company had no process.
I created the entire DSAR framework.
15 requests handled. 100% on time. Zero ICO complaints.
WHAT YOU'RE TRYING TO BUY
Certificates? Anyone can get them.
Process knowledge? Can be learned.
Technical skills? Can be trained.
But passion?
The drive to dig into a broken system at 11pm
because it BOTHERS you that it's wrong?
The satisfaction of watching a user finally understand
something because you redesigned it properly?
That cannot be taught.
That cannot be bought.
Unless you find someone who already has it.
197 AI AGENTS
I don't code in the traditional sense.
I orchestrate.
197 AI agents working as my execution layer.
I design. They build. I review. We ship.
What used to take a team of 5 people three months
I can prototype in days.
This isn't magic. It's a new way of working.
And it means you get enterprise-grade delivery
with freelancer agility.
LET'S TALK ABOUT WHAT'S BROKEN
I don't do sales calls.
I do problem calls.
Tell me what's not working.
I'll tell you honestly if I can help.
15 minutes. No pitch. Just reality.
If there's a fit, we'll talk about what fixing it looks like.
If there's not, you'll still walk away with clarity.